Haram Ucap Merry Christmas bagi orang Islam‏

LAILAHAILLALLAH

Penting!!! Seorang bekas biarawati kristian yang masuk Islam memberitahu dalam ceramahnya haram bagi seseorang umat Islam ucap Selamat Hari Natal.. atau Merry Christ... dan sewaktu dengannya. Jika anda ucap Gong Xi Fa Chai, maksudnya Selamat Tahu Baru Cina (WALLAHUALAM). Happy Deepavali Selamat Menyambut Pesta Cahaya (WALLAHUALAM), tetapi maksud Selamat Hari Nata.. atau Merry Christ... dan sewaktu dengannya adalah Sejahtera Keatas Tuhan Yesus (NAUZUBILLAH). Dengan perkataan sahaja kita boleh rosak akidah, yakni murtad. Kita umat Islam beriman LAILAHAILLALLAH yakni TIADA TUHAN DISEMBAH SELAIN ALLAH, jadi ucap Sejahtera Keatas Tuhan Yesus untuk apa (NAUZUBILLAH)? Sebarkanlah perkara ini, berdosa kita jika tak sampaikan benda yang hak. NAUZUBILLAH. LAILAHAILLALLAH.

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a 1/2 hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@CK YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

Kepulangan bOnda dAn aBg yg teRsAyaNg

hye aLL..hehhe owh well batah ku kan post diz thing..its been a problem with the server..at laSt i made it.. hmm so lets dig in the pix..

malam sebelum mama balik..i snap diz pix..saja tuk kenangan..

vain me n my cloz cuz..huhuhu (waiting for my mum so memvainkan diri lah dulu)

dis is it..my mum arrive..rely mish her so much..(look she gain weight)

my mum and my bro sitting with my baby fruit..(sO nakal drang ah)

some of my cuzy..

ahax..sampat g posing tyme2 kan mbasuh2 hehhe

well atu ja yg dpt ku snap pix..sory nda bnyak pix kan di ppost..relly bz dat day so dat da some of it..k now everything is goin great..

wELcOme hOme! *wiNx*

well..lately ani i been buzy preparing function "Sembahyang berjemaah plus bertahlil" for my mOm and my brother..since they gOin for Haj fOr a mOnth..alots of thing to do at home but fun..some of my cuzzy dtg..its lyke kinda every friday nite we gather together..siuk lah..*winx* hmm rasa sunyi plang mama nada ah..rindu bangat kan mama hehehe rindu kan dngar mama marah plang toh..

hmm tapinya macam nda kerasaan plang, tutup mata buka mata nah drang balik ari ani..lurus2 sebulan drang naik haji..so esuk lagi sibuk nie preparing everything kan sambut drang balik..baik jua ada bungsu ku a.k.a our chef..hehe she do all the cooking thingy and we just helping her prepare the rest..nyaman2 bah masakan bungsu ku atu..hehehe makin naik berat badan ku..udah tah di opiz kan makan saja..hushhussh..makin tia tabam g hhhaha p still cute to da max lah..(jgn jelez)

so esk aku kaja stangah ari coz mama balik around dat tyme..begagas lah katakan..kan minta cuti sehari takut nda kana sruh..p ku rasa dapat ku handle dengan semangat yg teguh..*cheewhhh*

hm now bungsu and tua ku still bz di dapur menyediakan everything tuk esk so esk nda g payah g kan disediakan tarus mencabur ja barang2 kan di masak atu hehehe cean lah liat drang ah..ku sibuk memblogging, durang sibuk di dapur jaat jua dah ku atu..hehhe

mbah klah atu saja dulu..tunggu mama and my bratha blik baru ku mempost g insyaAllah wif pix(adeyh aher panya dah ku mempost ani..hehehe k atu sja dulu..kan tydoi ku lu..)

Kisah Bapak dan Anak

Seorang bapak memanggil anak gadisnya masuk kedalam bilik.

Dialog dia lebih kurang macam ni la...

Bapak : Bedah, mai sini sat. Bapak nak tunjuk sesuatu ni.

Bedah : Ya bapak, ada apa?

Bapak : Mai masuk dalam bilik pastu tolong tutup semua tirai tingkap.

Bedah : Apa???!!! (isk? bapak aku ni? lain macam jerr)

Bapak : Dengar tak bapak kata.....

Bedah : Ya bapak, Bedah dengar... cuma Bedah tak percaya apa yang bapak kata ni.

Bapak : Betulll. Bapak suruh hang masuk dalam bilik pastu tutup semua tingkap.

Bedah pun dalam ragu-ragu tu, dia ikut jugak la apa yang bapak dia suruh. Sambil tu dok pikir gak laa... apa la bapak dia nak buat, dah la kat rumah.

Bapak : Okeh... mai duduk sebelah bapak. Heh? heh...

Bedah : Eh!!! bapak, Bedah kena keluar dari bilik ni. Sat lagi mak balik....abis aaaa.

Bapak : Tak payah risau... mai duduk sini cepat!!!! Jangan bagi bapak berkasar.

Bedah pun terpaksa la duduk jugak... hati dia takleh cakap laa... berdebar giler ahhh. Dalam kepala dok terbayang jadi apa la nanti kat dia.

Bapak : Cantikkk!!! Yiihaaa. Astalavista bebeh. Okeh, mai masuk dalam selimut bapak plak.

Bedah : Apa???!!! Bapak : Masuk la cepat!!! Dok cakap banyak pulak. Bapak ikat mulut tu karang aaa.

Bedah : Bapak...Bedah takut laaa. (nak nangis)

Bapak : Bedah, tengok ni

Bedah tak sanggup nak tengok... dia pejamkan mata. Dia tahu, bapak dia dok buang tebiat. Bapak dia dah gila. Kiranya, bapak dia tunjuk tu konon-konon nak intro dulu ler tu. Tapi dalam hati, Bedah teringin gak la nak tengok. Dia pun bukak la mata sikit.

Bapak : Cantik tak jam G-Shock baru bapak ni. Dia ader cahaya bila gelap. Mahal nih!!! Dah, pegi keluar.

hahhahaha jangan pikir yang macam-macam