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Saturday, January 24, 2009

Heavy downpour cause flash flood around Brunei‏

The flash flood occured around 11.00pm to 3.00am on the night of 20/1/2009 and the Royal Brunei Police has block all the road that is unsafe for a motorist to pass through. They have done amazing job containing the serious area to avoid the road user from ruining their cars. Fire rescue and Ambulance are dispatch all around Brunei to monitor the safety of the public.

Road that should be avoided when there are flash flood. (Area found by bruneimotors crew last night )
1. All Gadong Area
2. Road along Royal Brunei Police Headquaters
3. Jalan Tutong
4. Jalan Tasek Lama
5. Jalan Batu Bersurat
6. Jalan Beribi
7. Mukim Lumapas
8. Tasek Meradun ( Landslide )
9. Telesai

More than 50 cars or more are affected by the flood, we hope that there will be more safety precaution or warning flood system install to prevent this.

Without the speedy action of Royal Brunei Police, more cars will be effected.


Traffic light near Riverview Hotel

the river beside the Mall

Road leading to Tungku from Traffic Light( a car caught and trapped)

Road from Roundabout Gadong to Mall

Road from Masjid Jame Asr to Kiulap

road between Maktab SOAS and SMJA

pictures of flooding around Bandar Seri Begawan and Gadong

Menglait Area

Landslide along Jalan Tutong from Tasek Meradun

Kiulap Area

Junction Near Gadong Power Station

Jalan Beribi to Telanai is closed 1
Jalan Beribi to Telanai is closed 2

Jalan Beribi to Telanai is closed 3
Jalan Batu Bersurat

Hihgway Tunnel
Hihgway Tunnel2

flat at Tasek Lama

fire rescue at the scene

Chinese New Year Lexus GS300 soaked wet!( Flood victim-hope its flood insured)

Around Borneo Clinic
Around Borneo Clinic2

A car got stuck infront of Mall back entrance

Sunday, December 07, 2008

yOu nOe yOu aRe bRuneiAn

  • You 'miss call' instead of calling or sending sms.
  • You always say "kapih ku.. bila terima/keluar gaji/overtime/elaun ah?"
  • You park your car as close as possible to your destination area.
  • You speak Malaysia if you meet Malaysian, speak Indonesia if you meet Indonesian.. and so on.
  • You are asked to go to a "meeting" but actually you will only be "listening".
  • You go to someone's wedding, you give money using an envelope and put your name on it or if you think you don't give enough you use a blank envelope.
  • Indo mee is your staple food and Ayamku is your fastfood.
  • The term 'balik kampung' is almost not applicable.. since you can 'balik kampung' everyday.
  • Motorcyles and bicycles are not your transport, they are your sport.
  • When you see local tv camera around you during the day, then at night you will watch local news... and hoping to see yourself on television.
  • You drive your car on wavy and potholed road.
  • You receive official news faster by mean of "mouth" than by "written".
  • You like electronic products from Japan.
  • If you have the chance to call a radio show and before you are asked to hang-up, you say 'boleh minta putarkan lagu?'
  • You are in BIG debts and refuse to pay the lenders and yet still drive a CLK and live in a mansion.
  • You wear baju kurung with large katoks and maniks all over.
  • You are loud and speak in melandih way.
  • You and the whole family have the same car plate numbers.
  • You spend your $$$$$ on your wedding even though you are broke.
  • You become Akademi Fantasia fanatics.
  • You know most of the people here - "eh si anak si anu eh saudara si blabla".
  • You drive to the shop next door even though the shop is only 100 meters away (except maybe in Kampung Ayer).
  • Every year, since the 80s until last year, you don't want not to miss HM's Birthday Titah (because you are hoping that HM will increase your salary).
  • When you want to get some service from the government agencies, you will find your saudara first.
  • If something goes wrong, you will say that one of the datos, pehins is your relative (or at least they know you).
  • You cannot live without Brudirect's HYS.
  • You give you children super long name.
  • You rush to a new shopping mall just to beat everybody else even though it's just another Hua Ho.
  • You wave your hand while driving to other drivers that you know.
  • You are able to pay (or not) for one or two amahs who are most likely an Indonesian or a Filipino.
  • You are ok to be fat.
  • You are a busy body with other peoples' news, especially the bad ones, and you think your responsibility is to know and to spread it around.
  • Your friends get married on the same day and you don't know who to go to.
  • You like to stare at phones for 24 hours and chat on MSN.
  • You say "Mun paham bisai" (this needs no further explaination) .
  • You have to wear 'cool' attire everywhere, even on holidays.
  • You add "BUI" on each sentence.
  • You think exercising, being hyper active, competition are for little kids.
  • You can't type or spell properly properly, example "hw r u? hy my nme s si org bruni"
  • You add "me & you" on your converstations with your girl mates. >
  • You listen to Pelangi FM.
  • You think fake Von Dutch products are the best.
  • You are especially racist to Indian workers.
  • You would rather go to shopping malls than hanging out at parks, having a picnic with your friends.
  • You have 'candas' in your house.
  • You read this blogsite because all your friends are reading it and you don't want to be left behind.
  • You rush to get a $99 handphone not caring about the limited features coz you think anything cheap is a bargain.
  • You have two handphones - one for DST and the other for BMobile (for one month and then switch off one or the other).
  • You always try to runding the policemen who caught you speeding.

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

ReaLity Of BRUNEI maRRied Life!!

Sebelum Tidur :
6 minggu : selamat malam sayang, mimpi yang siuk-siuk, mmmuach.
6 bulan: tutup lampu ah, silau bah.
6 tahun : Ke sana sikit lah… tidur kalau nda mengimpiti ke mari nda boleh kah???!



Pakai Toilet :
6 minggu: nda apa, you dulu tah, I tunggu.
6 bulan : lama lagikah?
6 tahun: brug! brug! brug! (suara pintu digagar), kalau kan betapa agatah arah gunung pagun di sana!!

Balas SMS:
6 minggu: ya sayang, jap lagi i sampai, i singgah bali murtabak yg u suka..
6 bulan: trafik jam ah.
6 tahun: k..

Dating process:
6 minggu: I love you, I love you, I love you.
6 bulan: Of courselah I love you.
6 tahun : Macam-macam you ani. Kalau I nda love you, nda kan I nikah you??

Balik Keraja:
6 minggu: Honey, I balik sudah…
6 bulan : I'm BACK!!
6 tahun: Masak apa hari ani??

Hadiah (ulang tahun):
6 minggu : Sayang, I hope you suka the cincin I balikan tuk you
6 bulan : I bali lukisan, bisai usulnya arah bilik living room kitani
6 tahun : Nah duit, you bali tah sendiri apa yang you mau..

Telefon:
6 minggu: Baby, ada orang kan cakap sama you ni
6 bulan : Eh…your call…
6 tahun : WOOIII! TELFON BUNYI TUUUHHH….ANGKAT AH!!!

Masakan:
6 minggu: Wah, nda sangkalah, masakan you ani nyaman rupanya…!!!
6 bulan: Kitani makan apa malam ani??
6 tahun: HAH? ANI LAGI?

Memaafkan:
6 minggu: Sudah tah, nda apa tu, sudah pacah biar tia, nanti kitani bali lagi bah
6 bulan: Bisai-bisai! Gugur tu karang.
6 tahun: Sudah dipadah balik-balik, pun nda jua paham?!!

Baju baru:
6 minggu: Wah sayang, macam bidadarilah makai baju atu…
6 bulan: Lah.. bali baju baru lagi?
6 tahun: UDAH BERAPA RIBU HABIS MEMBALI BAJU ATU???

Merancang Holiday:
6 minggu: Macam mana kalau kitani jalan-jalan ke Amerika kah, ketampat yang you suka?
6 bulan: Ke Miri saja. Sanang sikit nda payah naik kapal terabang…
6 tahun: JALAN-JALAN??? DUDUK RUMAH SAJA BAH! BUANG DUIT SAJA TU!

TV:
6 minggu: Baby, apa kan kitani liat malam ani?
6 bulan : Sekajap ah, siuk cerita ani bah.
6 tahun: JANGAN TUKAR2 CHANNEL. BOLEHKAH?!

Terlangga' batu:
6 minggu: Kurang asam batu ani, nanti abang bali cangkul, kan dibuang batu ani.
6 bulan: Bila berjalan atu bisai-bisai meliat dapan.
6 tahun: BUTA KAH!!!! Batu basar macam gunung dapan mata atu pun nda teliat???!